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Condomania, America’s first condom store, apparently collected data on the sizes of condoms sold throughout the US to create this very precise and accurate list that ranks the 50 states by penis size.  According to Condomania, North Dakota’ns rock the biggest cocks in the United States.  While it also appears that apparently everything isn’t bigger in Texas, as the Longhorn state placed dinghy41st on this list.  And ladies if you’re from Mississippi, a lot of guys better be learning how to put some motion in their ocean because apparently they’re just towing along dinghys.  What’s really scary is that apparently in 2014 SnapChat will be releasing it’s own ranking of the states by penis size based off their overwhelming collection of cock shots.

The full list is below, but hey I mean it’s not like size matters right?  Or according to an upcoming documentary (“Unhung Hero”), maybe size does (come on, we all know it does).

The complete list of states, ranked by penis size, is as follows:

  1. North Dakota
  2. Rhode Island
  3. South Dakota
  4. District of Columbia
  5. Massachusetts
  6. Ohio
  7. Arizona
  8. Alabama
  9. New York
  10. South Carolina
  11. Colorado
  12. Maryland
  13. Wisconsin
  14. New Jersey
  15. California
  16. Florida
  17. Connecticut
  18. Virginia
  19. Oregon
  20. Pennsylvania
  21. Washington
  22. Tennessee
  23. New Mexico
  24. Iowa
  25. Illinois
  26. Louisiana
  27. Vermont
  28. Utah
  29. Maine
  30. Nebraska
  31. Idaho
  32. Kansas
  33. Delaware
  34. Michigan
  35. Nevada
  36. New Hampshire
  37. Oklahoma
  38. Montana
  39. Minnesota
  40. Kentucky
  41. Texas
  42. Indiana
  43. West Virginia
  44. Missouri
  45. Alaska
  46. North Carolina
  47. Wyoming
  48. Arkansas
  49. Hawaii
  50. Mississippi

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